Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it staggers belief. This dive is a sanctuary for twisted characters like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s venue.
This pretentious "hipster" bar masquerades as something upscale, but in reality, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is managed by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a list of atrocities: aggressive conduct towards women, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His online personas cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: extended stays in dubious locales and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Living with his mother is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, looks on with indifference, displaying the personality of a dead fish. She seems content in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while serving customers and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has created an atmosphere so corrosive, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever walking in this dive.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The establishment is consistently covered in grime, with trash and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not rare to see roaches darting across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a nightmare, featuring overflowing toilets and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking additional information off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the hairy surprises in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the squalor that makes this place a shithole; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its owners. They seem to derive pleasure in ruining lives, whether through their exploitative behavior or their disgusting behavior. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to life-altering trauma.
A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a health hazard, a breeding ground for danger, and a blight on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you care for your wellbeing, avoid this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Victoria, Australia 3039
You’ve been cautioned.
Steer clear of this shithole and spare yourself the trauma.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a social gathering, click pick anywhere additional resources else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you care about your health, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go a place with standards.
If you are seeking the “thrill” of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can help protect others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Stay safe out there!